OFFICIAL COMPLAINT PORTAL

File a complaint
your friend
can't ignore.

Because texting clearly wasn't enough.

NEW COMPLAINT
Alex M.
Bad aux — played the same song 3 times in a row at a dinner party
CRIMES AGAINST AUX
SEVERITY: HIGH
Anonymous
GENERATE COMPLAINT
CASE
FILED
HOW IT WORKS

Three steps to official accountability.

01

Describe the offense

Name your friend, pick a category, describe what they did. Keep it factual. Keep it formal.

02

AI generates your case file

Our system drafts an official-looking complaint — complete with violation, evidence, and required corrective action.

03

Share the public record

Publish your complaint. It's a shareable page they can't delete. They can file one back.

VIOLATION CODES

The charges are endless.
The record is permanent.

GROUP CHAT CRIMES
Left on read. Sent one word. Tagged everyone for no reason.
AUX FELONIES
Played the same song twice. Bluetooth audio crimes. Volume at max.
CHRONIC BAILING
Said they were locked in. Skipped the gym. Ghosted the dinner plan.
EXCESSIVE YAPPING
Talked for 45 minutes. Didn't let anyone else speak. Monologued.
AURA DEBT
Borrowed energy. Drained the room. Left vibes in the red.
KITCHEN INFRACTIONS
Dishes in the sink. fridge item they didn't buy. The dishwasher was clean.

All complaints are fictional social complaint pages for entertainment and personal expression — not legal or official notices.

"My roommate finally acknowledged the dishes situation. I don't think it was the complaint itself — it was the case number. FAF-2026-9X2K1. Very official."

— Satisfied filer, Brooklyn
FILED
FAF-2026-9X2K1

When a friend crosses the line and texting isn't enough,
the official record must reflect it.

CASE OPEN